Friday, March 29, 2013

How do you dress this new body?

Before the mastectomy, I thought the surgery wouldn't really affect my wardrobe.  My game plan was to use accessories.  Scarves and chunky necklaces could hide a scar (and they are one size fits all!), and big earrings and brightly colored shoes could bring attention away from my bust line.

Little did I know what was in store for me in the form of the post-mastectomy bra.  UGH.  Now, I am no stranger to the push up bra, nor to stuffing my bra, but this post-mastectomy bra really takes the cake.  I feel like my breasts (one real one, one "first form") are very high and coming to choke me.  And the bra itself is massive.  Thick straps.  Enormous cups to hold the "first form" in place.  A huge band with two clasps in the back (and I won't lie, it was always a weird point of pride that I could wear a dainty one clasp bra).  This is the biggest bra I have ever owned.  And it's so large that only a small amount of neckline can be shown.  Forget v-neck, or anything scoop neck or boat neck...it's all out the window.  It's crew necks only for now.  Good thing I have sexy clavicles (that's snark in case you don't recognize it).

I'm coming to strangle you!

Can I just stop a moment and say it really sucks to lose a breast.  It's a loss of femininity, a loss of sensuality, a loss of just being normal!  Add to those feelings of loss not being able to wear my clothes (I always thought I was a boring prudish dresser - who knew I had such revealing clothes!).  Add on those feelings of feeling inadequate as a woman and wife not being able to wear anything but t-shirts.  It's being hit while you're down.  I feel and look like half a woman, and I can't even wear my cute tops?

I went to Target two weeks after my mastectomy.  When I first walked in and saw the cute bikinis on display, I knew it was going to be hard to get in and out and not have a breakdown.  Somehow I got the bright idea to actually look at their clothes to see if they had any nice up-to-your clavicles clothes (which is completely ridiculous considering they NEVER have anything that will fit a tall girl), and it ended up in my going around looking at all things I can't wear (the Easter dresses were so cute!  And so low cut!).  And then that lead to the great idea to look to see if they have any girlie yet modest nighties (they don't - they all have cups).  And then that lead to my walking around looking at all the bras.  I've never looked at Target bras before.  Why I had to look at them now when I have zero chance of wearing one is beyond me.  But I did do it all with no tears, no pity parties, and so will you.

Anyone who has any issue with breast asymmetry, or anyone who loves someone with breast asymmetry, needs to immediately bow down to the fashion gods and thank them for Chikara Design.  Please, please, take a moment to peruse her site.  Note how she doesn't try to draw attention elsewhere - she actually brings attention to the bust!  Her clothes are so feminine!  Using Chikara as my guide, I'm going to figure out how to dress this new body!  And I'll be posting what I find - all in Talls of course!

What tips do you have for dressing your new body?  Do you feel like the post-mastectomy bra is choking you, too?  Do you feel like you're really showing some skin if you find a clavicle-revealing top?  Do you LOVE Chikara like I do?  What are your favorite shops for us tall girls?

Thursday, March 28, 2013

My Story

In early 2013 my left breast had been tender for about three weeks.  I kept poking at it, trying to figure out where and why it hurt.  And then one day I felt IT.  IT didn’t feel like any of those awful words: a tumor, a lump, a mass.  Or like crunchy peanut butter, which is what I had heard what breast cancer felt like.  IT was just something in the left breast that wasn’t in the right.

I immediately went to the Internet, as you do, and found that breast lumps are common in women 30-50 and pain is not usually a symptom of cancer.  Feeling confident IT was just “one of those things” and certainly not anything to be worried about, I set out to call the doctor.  Wait, which doctor do you call?  I decided to call my OB/GYN.

“Hi, I don’t know if I’m calling the right doctor, but I have something in my left breast that’s not in my right,” I said.

What the person on the other end was supposed to say was, “Oh, breast lumps are common in women your age, how does three weeks from now sound?”

Instead she said, “Can you come in first thing tomorrow?”

First there was the thin needle biopsy.  The pathology results were rushed, and an hour later I was sitting in the doctor’s office, fully expecting to hear anything but what was said.  Through tears, she told me I had abnormal ductal cells, probable ductal carcinoma.  She told me I had a lot of work to do, but I would be healthy again.

“Carcinoma?  But that means cancer?  What do you mean I’m not healthy?  I feel fine – there’s just something in the left that’s not in the right.”  I just couldn’t comprehend it.  I am only 31.  I am a completely healthy weight.  I eat a plant-based diet.  I don’t stand in front of the microwave when it’s on.  How can I freaking have a carcinoma?!?!?!?!

I was told to call my husband to come get me and go straight to an address scribbled on a post-it.  I can’t even start to tell you how hard that phone call was, so we’ll skip over it.

Cut to we round the corner to the address, and the doctor’s office has the word “breast” “oncologic” and crude drawing of a breast.

“If anyone tells me to ‘fight like a girl,’ I’m going to scream,” I muttered.

More tests, a painful core biopsy and an eternal four days later, I got the news – IT is a tumor.  IT is a lump.  IT is a mass.  IT is ductal carcinoma in situ – stage 0 breast cancer.

Three weeks later I was having a mastectomy.  Have I mentioned I’m only 31?!  Have I mentioned I have not yet had any children?

What I should mention is how eternally grateful I am to have a mother who taught me self-worth is not defined by how you look.  Eternally grateful.

What else I should mention is how grateful I am to have a husband who loves me for me.

When I was first diagnosed I thought there would be a multitude of resources available for young women with breast cancer.  I envisioned a number of blogs to follow, fashion tips, bras and swimsuits and special tank tops all for the young woman with breast cancer. 

What I found were practical bras in white or nude, occasionally black, occasionally lacey, but all screamed “medical supplies” and not femininity nor sensuality nor youth.  Think granny bra.

What I found were fashion tips on medical sites extolling the virtues of scarves and thick-strapped tank tops.

What I found were just a few blogs of women my age with breast cancer, and each one stopped abruptly or ended with a farewell.  Googling their names resulted in obituaries. 

I cried, hyperventilated, and cried some more. 

So here I am.  One-breasted.  Trying to figure out how to be a hip thirty-something with the constraints of my massive post-mastectomy bra.  Trying to navigate life post-breast cancer.  Trying to be the resource I so desperately wanted, so no one feels as alone as I have felt.